Date: 04 Mar 2011
Muslims...Jeff Foxworthy \\\\\\\\\\\\\ This is straight forward country thinking................................... \\\\\\\\\\\\\ Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \ 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim\\\\\\\\\\\\ 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\\ 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\ 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\\ 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim\\\\\\\\\\ 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\ 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim\\\\\\\\\\\\ 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 10. Your cousin is president of the United States .. You may be a Muslim\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim 000000000