Date: 24 Nov 2010
This is straightforward country thinking................................... \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\\ 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\\ 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\ 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\ 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\ 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\\ 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\ 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\ 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\ 10. Your cousin is president of the United States You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\ 11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim \\\\\\\\\\\\\ 12. YOU KILL THE INNOCENT ON PLANES, TRAINS, BUSES, IN MARKETS, HOTELS AND HOMES, AND EVEN FELLOW MUSLIMS BY THE HUNDREDS ON DAILY BASIS. AND YET YOU SAY, "TO KILL ONE INNOCENT HUMAN BEING IS LIKE KILLING THE ENTIRE MANKIND." \\\\\\\\\\\\ 000000000