CAREERS IN PAKISTAN (OCCUPIED INDIA)

Date: 17 Feb 2009

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Careers in Pakistan 
  
If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII would be as follows: 
 
JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination 
  
IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism 
  
IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management 
  
CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban 
  
IAS - Iraq after Saddam 
  
M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology 
  
GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism 
  
TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages 
  
GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism 
  
MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies 
  
MBA - Master of Bombing Administration
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