Date: 5/15/2006


Labour Party's "OPEN DOOR" politics are now resulting in creating jokes that are going round the world. //////// The first person this Somalian greeted in London ought to have replied, //////// "Great Britain has changed her mind and you better return voluntarily to avoid being put on the plane by the police. ///////// None can take care of your HUMAN RIGHTS better than your own government back home. If not, then CHANGE the swine." //////// =================//////// A Somali asylum seeker arrives in London. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Great Britain for letting me in your country, and giving me housing, social security, free medical care and free education!" //////// The passerby says "You are mistaken, I am an Afghan". /////// The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country Great Britain!" //////// The person says "I no British, I Vietnamese." //////// The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees, he stops, shakes his hand and says: "Thank you for the wonderful country you have!" //////// That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Jordan, I am not British!" /////// He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you British?" She says, "No, I am from Slovakia!" //////// So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?" //////// The Slovakian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at WORK!!!! ////////// 000000000