SISTER'S  DREAM  IN  NEW  DELHI.    THE WEDDING OF KALAM AND KHAN

Date: 10/6/2002

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...........COULD THIS JOKE END IN REALITY?

"SISTER, DO YOU THINK ABDUL KALAM DREAMS OF SEEING SONIA KHAN IN HIS BED? AFTER ALL, HE HAS A VERY BIG FOUR-POSTER VICEREGAL BED IN HIS GRAND BHAWAN AND A THOUSAND HINDU SERVANTS TO SERVE THEM BREAKFAST WITH CHAMPAGNE IN BED."

..................YES SISTER, WHO KNOWS?

IN THE GENETICALLY DETERIORATED INFERIOR HINDU RACE, ONE IS REGARDED A NOBLE HORSE, THE OTHER A WHITE SWAN.

..........WILL IT BE NIKAH OR CHURCH WEDDING?

THAT'S A DIFFICULT ONE, SISTER. HE BELONGS TO THE WARRIORS WHO CAME DOWN UPON THE GENTLE LADIES TO RAZE EVERY TEMPLE TO GROUND, BUILDING A MOSQUE ON THE VERY SPOT, WHILE THE OTHER HAS A POWERFUL GODFATHER IN THE VATICAN WHO CAN PROVIDE A DOWRY OF TWENTY CAMEL LOADS OF GOLD AND DIAMONDS.

......."I SHALL WEAR A SPECIAL DRESS ON THE DAY.

"SO WILL I. MAY BE, INSHA' ALLAH, I, TOO WILL CATCH A KHAN LIKE SHARMILA TAGORE AND LALITA AHMED. GOOD BYE SISTER."

"GOOD BYE, SISTER. GOD WILLING, WE SHALL MEET AT THE WEDDING."

SOME MARRIAGES ARE FOR LOVE. THE OTHERS ENHANCE THE POLITICAL FORTUNES AND THE MIGHT OF DYNASTIES.

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