Date: 5/23/2002
INDIA'S PRESIDNET, KR NARAYANAN, HAS NO HEART IN THE NATION BUILDING.
HE IS A MORON, A HALF DEAD "FROG", MOST UNINSPIRING TO HIS NATION. HIS MERE SIGHT TELLS A "JAWAN", "LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS AND RUN FOR LIFE."
HE GOES PAST THE STATUE OF "BAPU, FATHER OF NATION" AND PRAYS, "HAVING GOT NORTH KASHMIR THEY DO DESERVE SOUTH KASHMIR,"
LANDING AT, AND TAKING OFF FROM, "INDIRA GANDHI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT" HE WHISPERS TO HIMSELF, "WISH SHE HAD GIVEN THEM SOUTH KASHMIR AS SHE GAVE THEM EAST BENGAL. ALL THIS WAR WOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN PLACE."
HE LIKES ARTICLE 370 OF CONSTITUTION SO MUCH THAT HE WILL RATHER DIE THAN REPEAL IT. HE DOES NOT MIND IF THE ARTICLE MAKES HIM AN "INDIAN DOG" WHO CANNOT BUY ANY PROPERTY IN KASHMIR. NOR CAN ANY OF HIS SOLDIERS.
TO HIM THE ONLY WORRY IS HIS OWN SAFETY. "I HOPE THEY DON'T DROP A BOMB ON MY BHAWAN THROUGH OVERSIGHT."
HE HAS RUN DOWN TO THE UNDERGROUND SHELTER SO MANY TIMES, THAT HE CAN FIND HIS WAY THERE WITH HIS EYES CLOSED.
HE NEVER WALKS ABOUT WITH ENTHUSIASM. HE DOES NOT SHOW THAT SPRIT THAT WOULD MOVE MILLIONS. HE DOESN'T GIVE A CALL TO ROUSE THE NATION. HE DOESN'T GO OUT TO ENCOURAGE THE YOUTH.
HE ATTENDS STATE FUNCTIONS LIKE A MORON. THE ONLY TIME HE SHOWED SOME SIGN OF LIFE WAS WHEN THE POPE ARRIVED IN HINDUSTAN TO DELIVER HIS "DEVIL IN YOUR SOULS" MESSAGE. THEN NARAYANAN NODDED HIS HEAD IN AGREEMENT AND SEEMED VERY HAPPY.
SO WHY IS THIS "BLACK CROW" SON OF A "BHANGI" THE TOPMOST MAN IN INDIA?
IT IS BECAUSE AT ALL COSTS THE HINDU MUST LIVE IN SHADOW AND IF CLOBBERED AT HOME AND ABROAD, HIS HINDUSTAN SHOULD LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
THIS ROTTEN SUPREME COMMANDER HAS SEEN HIS PEOPLE KILLED AND PAKISTANI ISI SPREAD ACROSS INDIA LIKE CANCER. YET HE HAS DONE NOTHING ABOUT IT.
HOW AND WHY WAS HE CHOSEN?
THE STORY GOES LIKE THIS:
THERE WAS A SELECTION BOARD THAT MET TO CHOOSE THE PRESIDENT OF P.I.S.S. (PARTITIONED INDIAN SECULAR STATE.)
THE FIRST CANDIDATE CAME FOR HIS INTERVIEW BUT HE WAS THROWN OUT PROMPTLY SINCE THE DHOTI HE WORE WAS SAFFRON COLOURED. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WHITE OR GREEN TO WIN THE HEARTS OF THE SELECTION BOARD.
THE SECOND CANDIDATE WAS REJECTED OUTRIGHT. HE BELONGED TO THE BRAHMIN CASTE AND KNEW SANSKRIT.
THE KNOWLEDGE OF ITALIAN OR ARABIC WOULD HAVE BEEN AN ASSET.
THE THIRD CANDIDATE WAS A SIKH WITH "SINGH" IN HIS NAME. THE FOOL SHOULD HAVE TAKEN ON THE WORD "GANDHI" AS HIS SURNAME.
HE WAS SHOWN THE DOOR UNCEREMONIOUSLY SINCE HE WAS PERCEIVED TO BE ANTI PAKISTAN. HIS GRANDFATHER HAD LANDS IN LYALLPUR AND A HOUSE IN LAHORE.
THE FOURTH CANDIDATE FARED NO BETTER. HE AND HIS WIFE WERE HINDU SO QUITE UNFIT FOR THE JOB AS THE PRESIDENT AND CONSORT OF A SECULAR REPUBLIC.
THEN CAME CANDIDATE NO. FIVE. HE HAD A GOOD CHANCE SINCE HIS WIFE WAS A MUSLIM. BUT THE DAMN FOOL HIMSELF HAD NOT CONVERTED TO ISLAM YET. SO HE WAS SHOWN THE DOOR. HOWEVER HE WAS TOLD HE COULD COME AGAIN IF HE CALLED HIMSELF MOHAMMED ALI JINNAH OR SHAHABUDDIN.
THEN CAME CANDIDAT4E NO. SIX. HE WAS QUITE SUITABLE, A DALIT, MARRIED TO A CHRISTIAN FROM TAMIL NADU. BUT HE ALSO DID NOT MEET THE CRITERIA AND WAS ASKED TO LEAVE PROMPTLY. HIS WIFE HAD TO BE BORN ABROAD.
THEN CAME CANDIDATE NO. 7.
PROUDLY HE ANNOUNCED, WITHOUT BATTING AN EYELID, "I AM A DALIT. PERSECUTED BY THE UPPER CASTES FOR CENTURIES, I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE."
SELECTION BOARD LOOKED PLEASED. "GO ON," THEY URGED HIM.
"MY WIFE IS AN EVANGELIST."
"THAT DOES NOT IMPRESS US IF SHE IS BORN IN BHARAT!" THEY SAID.
"BURN BHARAT!" CAME THE REPLY FROM NARAYANAN. SHE WAS BORN IN BURMA. AND IF YOU THINK THAT UNDER THE NAME "NARAYANAN" I AM A HINDU, THEN YOU CAN LICK MY A***.
"I HATE THE HINDUS. I AM A BUDDHIST AND MY LOYALTY TO THE DYNASTY IS IMMACULATE. LIKE INDIRA, FEROZE AND RAJIV, MY NAME IS A SUPERB HINDU NAME TO DECEIVE THEM ALL. HAVEN'T I GOT THE RIGHT QUALIFICATIONS FOR THE JOB?"
"BRAVO. YES, INDEED, YOU HAVE, DEAR FELLOW. JUST ONE MORE QUESTION: "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SIKHS?"
"O' DON'T MENTON THE TERRORISTS. IF EVER THEY ASK ME TO HONOUR A SIKH IN ANY WAY, ESPECIALLY AN AIR MARSHAL, I SHALL STAY AWAY. I SHALL REPORT SICK. I SHALL NOT ATTEND THE INVESTITURE CEREMONY, CONFER A DEGREE OR AWARD THE MEDAL TO A SIKH. I SHALL STAY MILES AWAY."
.............."YOU ARE SELCTED. YOU GET THE JOB."
THE INDIAN MUSALMAN HEAVED A SIGH OF RELIEF. "IT SAVES ONE ASSASSINATION," HE MURMURED. "HAD HE BEEN A HINDU MARRIED TO A MUSALMANI, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE!"
THUS HINDUSTAN GOT HER PRESIDENT WHO HATES THE HINDU RELIGION. HIS WIFE HATES IT, TOO.
COMING TO THINK OF IT, THE DEFENCE MINISTER, (THE "RAKSHA MANTRI") HATES THE NATIVE LORDS AND GURUS, TOO. HARDLY A SIGN THAT THE INDIAN ARMY WILL WIN THE NEXT WAR HANDS DOWN.
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IT IS REMARKABLE, WHEN YOU HEAR HIS NAME YOU THINK HE IS A HINDU. BUT NOTHING OF THE SORT.
WHEN YOU SEE HIS WIFE, YOU THINK SHE IS AN INDIAN. BUT NOTHING OF THE SORT.
WHEN YOU READ HIS PRAISES IN THE INDIAN COOLIE PRESS YOU THINK HE IS A GENIUS. BUT NOTHING OF THE SORT.
WHEN HE IS RECEIVING FOREIGN DIGNITARIES YOU MIGHT THINK HIS HEART IS IN BHARAT. BUT NOTHING OF THE SORT.
WHEN YOU HEAR HE IS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF HIS COUNTRY'S ARMED FORCES, YOU MAY THINK HE WISHES THEM VICTORY. BUT NOTHING OF THE KIND.
THE "SON OF A BITCH" WISHES THEM ALL DEAD OR CAPTURED AND THEN KEPT IN OPEN AIR CAGES LIKE THOSE AL QAIDA PRISONERS IN CUBA.
HE WILL CONTINUE WITH THE WAR SO LONG AS THE PAKISTANIS ARE WINNING. BUT AS SOON AS THE INDIAN ARMY MANAGES TO TURN THE TIDE, HE WILL ORDER A CEASE FIRE.
TO ENSURE VICTORY THE INDIAN ARMY WILL HAVE TO BLOW UP THREE BUILDINGS ALONGWITH THEIR INMATES IN BHARAT:
ONE IS JINNAH HOUSE IN MUMBAI. WHY DID THE GERMANS RAZE SPANDAU PRISON TO THE GROUND?
NO. 10 JANPATH, NEW DELHI, WHICH EMBODIES THE DEGRADATION OF ALL THE NATIVE HINDU FEMALES OF HINDUSTAN.
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST, THE "RASHTRAPATI BHAWAN". IT HOUSES A "SKUNK" WHO IS ANYTHING BUT A "PATI" OF THE NATION. HE IS A DOWNRIGHT TRAITOR. HIS DEATH AT THE HANDS OF PATRIOTS WOULD BE FAR MORE HUMANE THAN AT THE HANDS OF THE PAKISTANIS WHO WILL DO TO HIM WHAT EMPEROR AURANGZEB DID TO BANDA SINGH BAHADUR.
....CHICKENS LIVING AMONG THE FOXES CANNOT HAVE FREEDOM.
NOR CAN OUR GENTLE LADY HINDUSTAN, WEDGED IN BETWEEN THE TWO MOHAMMEDAN CROCODILE JAWS OF EAST BENGAL AND WEST PUNJAB.
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